Ryan Murphy's Personal Dictionary

• Straight white cisgendered male: A powerful deity that one must bow down to and one is unable to live without.
• Women: The root of all evil.
• Lesbian: A person who enjoys scissoring, sex tapes and leprechauns. Probably angry all the time.
• Brittana Fandom: (see Lesbian)
• Bisexual: The state of being attracted to both genders. Only matters when in a relationship with someone of the opposite sex.
• African Americans: Obsessed with food.
• Asians: Obsessed with academia. Constantly affirm their "Asian-ness"
• Hispanics: Hypersexual and possibly violent beings, may also be highly religious and intolerant.
• Republicans: Horrible, bigoted human beings. Generally the butt of jokes.
• Christians: For the most part, fundamentalists with very backward ideas. (see Republicans)
• Character development: Making characters act totally OOC for no reason.
• Friendship: Positive between two males. Impossible to happen between two females. Volatile and flaky between a gay male and a straight female.
• Adoption: Giving up one's child and never seeing it or mentioning it again.
• Surrogacy: (see Adoption)
• Depression: A mental illness. Only serious if experienced by a man.
• 1950s Housewife: Emma Pillsbury
• Blaine Anderson: A special snowflake who is always perfect and is always the victim in every situation.
• Finn Hudson: A hero whose actions are always right.
• Puck: The butt of all pedophilia, prostitution and rape jokes. Usually played for laughs.
• Quinn Fabray: The spawn of the devil.
• Criticism: Horrible and volatile bullying. Usually instigated by women.
• Schadenfraude: Taking pleasure in another person's pain. Can be highly enjoyable. Usually performed on lesbians. Also a catchy song from the musical Avenue Q.