“They’re teen royalty. If North Shore was US Weekly, they’d always be on the cover. That one there, that’s Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. That little one, that’s Gretchen Wieners. She’s totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel. Gretchen Wieners knows everybody’s business. She knows everything about everyone. That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets. And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don’t be fooled ‘cause she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut-faced ho-bag, but in reality, she’s so much more than that. She’s the queen bee - the star. Those other two are just her little workers.”
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